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Title: Fifth grade assignment.....
Post by: blue nova on Oct 12, 2010 02:53 pm
Fifth Grade Assignment

Wouldn't this be great if it was taught in every school.


A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways

to communicate ideas about God.

Here are some of the results:

God is like..
BAYER ASPIRIN
He works miracles..

God is like.
A FORD
He's got a better idea..

God is like.
COKE
He's the real thing.

God is like.
HALLMARK CARDS
He cares enough to send His very best..

God is like.
TIDE
He gets the stains out others leave behind. ..

God is like.
GENERAL ELECTRIC
He brings good things to life.

God is like.
WAL-MART
He has everything.

God is like.
ALKA-SELTZER
Try Him, you'll like Him

God is like.
SCOTCH TAPE
You can't see Him, but you know He's there.

God is like..
DELTA
He's ready when you are.

God is like.
ALLSTATE
You're in good hands with Him.

God is like.
VO-5 Hair Spray ;
He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like.
DIAL SOAP
Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like .
The U.S. POST OFFICE
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from
His appointed destination.

God is like.
Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America

God is like
Maxwell House. ....... .
Good to the very last drop


God is like.
B o u n t y . . . .
He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. .
And He won't fall apart on you.

 :D (((Hugs)))


Title: Re: Fifth grade assignment.....
Post by: Live to Learn on Oct 15, 2010 10:09 am
Thanks for the laugh. Just what I needed on a day like today, when I'm feeling somewhat rough.