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Title: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Jan 05, 2010 09:40 am
Deep in the heart of the forest there is an old hermit. He is the Pet Psychic. After seeing so many animals join soulsearching he decided to set up headquarters there. He can tell you the thoughts of your pets.

The Pet Psychic


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Alfred E. Newman on Jan 05, 2010 06:09 pm
I wonder if Into Blue could give me a reading on my pet rangatang. Nobdy else seems to respond to my posts and My rangatang is in such a stressful condition.

Alfy


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Jan 05, 2010 09:48 pm
hi Alfy,

I would be happy to give you a reading on your pet rangatang. I just hope the Pet Psychic doesn't mind ? I do not want to step on his toes, unless he asks me to dance, then of course I would dance, not step on his toes, lol !  ;D Even though he didn't ask me for a dance, he sometimes forgets that I am also psychic and can read his mind. There is a ringing in my ears, nice music, oooh sorry, I was distracted by the dance idea.

I will refocus on your pet. Seems he is feeling a bit unsure of things at the moment. Does he get enough exercise ? He is telling me he misses swinging from the trees, he has this caged in feeling. I can see him pacing back and forth, like he is deep in thought - perhaps planning his escape ?

He misses his friends, one in particular, he won't speak about this in detail, but seems there is a deep connection and he misses this, very much, mumbling something about distance, change of scenery ....  He is hesitant to speak any more about this and asks me to tell you something .... but then he is whispering so softly, I can't quite hear clearly. I will have to get back to you on this. 

Into Blue


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Jan 06, 2010 02:43 am
On second thought, Alfy, I think perhaps we need to consult with the Pet Psychic.

I must confess, I am not really an animal communicator - I was just trying to help. So perhaps I was getting mixed signals in this reading for you. It was like I was hearing all these different animals at once,  the meows, the barking and miscellaneous other messages coming into the vibrations, it was ruff to sort out the meaning of the messages.

On your behalf Alfy, I would like to ask the Pet Psychic for his expert opinion on your pet rangatang. I am sure he will be more than happy to give a message to you.

Into Blue 

ps I hope I am not in the doggie house for trying to help Alfy





Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Jan 10, 2010 07:13 pm
ok, I just have to ask, how does one find this Pet Psychic ? does he even exist ?

I have been wandering around in the forest for hours, going in circles it seem , I am almost heartbroken, and  I have not yet found the ' heart of the forest ' .

help !!!!


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Jan 10, 2010 07:31 pm
ok, I just have to ask, how does one find this Pet Psychic ? does he even exist ?

I have been wandering around in the forest for hours, going in circles it seem , I am almost heartbroken, and  I have not yet found the ' heart of the forest ' .

help !!!!

The pet psychic and the midnite astrologer have joined forces to read your lucky stars and read lesson 17 and 18. They have voluminous notes for you to edit dear one...

Jitendra


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Jan 11, 2010 12:59 am
The pet psychic and the midnite astrologer have joined forces to read your lucky stars and read lesson 17 and 18. They have voluminous notes for you to edit dear one...

Jitendra


oh my ! two for one, a package deal, am I lucky or what ?  :D  at your service, dear one ....

Into Bluesy  


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Mar 02, 2010 06:51 pm
ok, I just have to ask, how does one find this Pet Psychic ? does he even exist ?

I have been wandering around in the forest for hours, going in circles it seem , I am almost heartbroken, and  I have not yet found the ' heart of the forest ' .

help !!!!


Sorry for the delay. i think the pet psychic found some unusual mushrooms in the forest.  : 8) i can understand not having the answers but can't we find some of them? The heart of the forest is in your tote bag. i mean you took the SRF lessons with you on your journey and all you have to do is read them! Tell Alfy to go row a boat gently down the stream. Merrily, Merrily, Merrily life is but a dream.... To the Rangatang: float my little friend. All is well that ends well.

The Pet Psychic
  ;D


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Mar 03, 2010 06:45 pm
sorry for the interruption Pet Psychic, thank you for your reply. All this reading will keep me busy til the next blue moon ! ;D so you can relax, no more questions til then.

Into Blue


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Aug 12, 2010 09:21 am
Looking for the Pet Psychic !  :D

I have a question, I always have a question, I just don't always ask them, lol !  it's about all these mosquitos, buzzing around and " bugging " me, what is one to do ?   :o


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Aug 12, 2010 09:56 am
Looking for the Pet Psychic !  :D

I have a question, I always have a question, I just don't always ask them, lol !  it's about all these mosquitos, buzzing around and " bugging " me, what is one to do ?   :o


It will take many blessings and good vibrations on the earth plain to get rid of these pesty vampirious insects. In the mean time set your course on the higher astral realms where such creatures that carry on their blood thirsty rites are not located.

The Pet Psychic has enough work to convert many creatures into being vegetarians so that there is a garden of Eden once again on earth where the lion sets down with the lamb.

Finding the Pet Psychic


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Katze on Aug 12, 2010 10:03 am
Thank you Finding! Nice to know your name - Pet Psychic  :) a little more informal than Mr. Pet Psychic, lol !

 I will put on the music now and play that song ( no, not that one, lol !  :D - sorry Paul )  the " Good Vibrations " song and maybe that will take them to another realm !

I have set my course on the stars, but not sure which way to go. There are just too many in the sky, not sure which one to follow. I need a sign !

Cool a vegetarian Garden of Eatin, what a great idea !! What's cookin ? Wonder whats on da menu of Veggie delights ?  




Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Mar 09, 2015 05:20 pm
Now more than ever it is important to know the destiny of your pet and whether your pet will rise in prominence. Ask for the lucky stars of your pets!


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Mar 13, 2015 03:21 am
I have several dog humping cases I am resolving at this time. It is classified as obsessive compulsive and extends to both female and male dogs. Seems to be a power trip reflected in consciousness from Master to pet which requires group therapy. It can be resolved by having huge stuffed dog bones used for mock humping... (Better than your leg.)


The issue can be complicated by love triangle relationships;

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Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Apr 21, 2015 02:04 am
My pet iguana

Once I had a pet iguana he would sit in one position all day, hardly ever even making any motion at all...somewhat like we should be when we meditate, so I saw it as an example. At any rate, at a certain specific time the iguana would take one leap for his food for the day. Perhaps we're to be the same way ..... Wait, Wait so patiently and when the right moment comes....after all the waiting.... we take the one leap into the bliss of meditation.
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Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: mccoy on Apr 21, 2015 09:24 pm
I like the iguana example, I know how those reptiles can stay still for hours, the sudden leap being a perfect complement to their usual motionlessness.


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Jun 16, 2015 08:37 am
I spent several week ends at friends (the hermit) house. She would tell me how dogs were more friendly then humans. She had this dog that followed me around and demanded to sleep with me as well! After a few weekends of visiting my friend I found her words to be sadly true. Her dog cared for me much more then she did. It seemed to sense the impending separation and comforted me as much as it could. In this case the dog was psychic... sent by the divine! If it ever had any bad habits they were learned from its owner who taught it to care as well. I hope to share company with that dog in heaven!

What i have noticed is that when people are kind...their pets are... when people are mean and growl and bite their pets do also.


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Oct 23, 2015 06:51 am
The pet psychic recently did past life readings on a little maltipoo named nabisco with a nick name of critter face. He found out that critter face was no other then a Nova Scotia Emporors' sheep dog now suffering from post traumatic stress. Unfortunately critter face also has multiple personality disorder due to his sudden awakening as Spike; a pomeranian  dog of a cruel tyrant in Copenhagan. A perfect case study example of awakening to quickly and kundalini rising prematurely.


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Steve Hydonus on Dec 07, 2015 05:52 pm
The pet psychic is now available to help criminal dogs with prescriptions of deprovera to curb their libido.


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: Alfred E. Newman on Dec 07, 2015 06:01 pm
The pet psychic is now available to help criminal dogs with prescriptions of deprovera to curb their libido.

Has mr. riddles and rhymes  taken a step off the edge? The perfect crime today is getting caught and selling your story for TV.


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: izza sociopath on Dec 07, 2015 07:11 pm
I have a bio-logical dog. Does anyone have any advice?


Title: Re: Pet Psychic
Post by: The Great Horny Owl on Dec 16, 2015 02:11 am
I have been taking my psychiatric pet meds and my harmones are balancing out with my chakras. My shameless acts of indecency are balanced out with bouts of spiritual ecstasy flying in the horrid dark canyons swooping down on unknowing critters with ravinous appetite.

                            The Great Horny One