speaking of rattlin'
bet you did some shake, rattlin' and rollin' in your day !
with this here Cornshucks convention, sounds like you still are
Hallelujiahzz, praise them spirits !
Now I wanna tell ya'all squirrel meat and that there fluffy elfun
You pups got the invitatiom and a half. But I just ain't goina
have ya'all cattin' around the neighbors property.
We demand a little respect from the likes of ya'all so
ya can bring your little flat asses back. so ya'all can come
back. Ya here now? If ya don't behave Ill send my friend
Hildegarff over ta fetch ya and shes been known ta make
dead meat and pancakes out of whipersnappers similar
ta you kind. ya get my drift now? You to Elf. If my friends
in these parts get ta smellin' an elf I'll haff ta put up the dukes
ta set em staight. Without me hun ya ain't a nobody.
Now I want cha to keep your chin up with a stiff upper lip
and ya hands ta the plow till ya ll a visit. Ya'al hear me now?
Beady the Landcaster