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« on: Jul 07, 2012 06:51 pm »

Ya'll join us for the Cornhuskers convention this summer.There wiil be a plenty of the cornsilk a smokin' bringin' the dead a gone spirits to life and we hope we can get elfun a beatin' those tribal skins. Hope to be awaken the dead this year.  I'm just a comin here to shake ya up a bit and to show ya what ya'all been a missin'. I ain't got no other purpose in life but ta set ya free.
                                                       

                                                  Beady A Lancastin'
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 07, 2012 06:59 pm »

Ya'll join us for the Cornhuskers convention this summer.There wiil be a plenty of the cornsilk a smokin' bringin' the dead a gone spirits to life and we hope we can get elfun a beatin' those
tribal skins. Hope to be awaken the dead this year. Ya'll are invited now ya hear?

                                                         Beady

now if that isn't the invitation of the summer !  Grin Cool

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 07, 2012 07:32 pm »

Ya'll join us for the Cornhuskers convention this summer.There wiil be a plenty of the cornsilk a smokin' bringin' the dead a gone spirits to life and we hope we can get elfun a beatin' those tribal skins. Hope to be awaken the dead this year.  I'm just a comin here to shake ya up a bit and to show ya what ya'all been a missin'. I ain't got no other purpose in life but ta set ya free.
                                                         

                                                  Beady A Lancastin'

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now if that isn't the invitation of the summer !  Grin Cool


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« Reply #3 on: Jul 07, 2012 07:42 pm »

speaking of rattlin'
bet you did some shake, rattlin' and rollin' in your day !  Grin Cool

with this here Cornshucks convention, sounds like you still are  Shocked

Hallelujiahzz, praise them spirits !   Grin
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 07, 2012 07:57 pm »

Hummm?....two headed snake....White man speak with dual forked tongue.  Tongue  Be ye very careful KeyMoSabie Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 07, 2012 08:06 pm »

I been a Corntasseler in my day...does that be qualifyin' me access to a Cornhuskers Konvenshion? Gollllyy!, i luv's me some coornn! Yee Haw!!!  Grin Cheesy To poke a wood fire is more solid enjoyment than almost anything else in the world! Wink
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 13, 2012 02:46 pm »

speaking of rattlin'
bet you did some shake, rattlin' and rollin' in your day !  Grin Cool

with this here Cornshucks convention, sounds like you still are  Shocked

Hallelujiahzz, praise them spirits !   Grin

Now I wanna tell ya'all squirrel meat and  that there fluffy elfun
You pups  got the invitatiom and a half. But I just ain't goina
have ya'all cattin' around the neighbors property.
We demand a little respect from the likes of ya'all so
ya can bring your little flat asses back. so ya'all can come
back. Ya here now? If ya don't behave Ill send my friend
Hildegarff over ta fetch ya and shes been known ta make
dead meat and pancakes out of whipersnappers similar
ta you kind. ya get my drift now? You to Elf. If my friends
in these parts get ta smellin' an elf I'll haff ta put up the dukes
ta set em staight. Without me hun ya ain't a nobody.
Now I want cha to keep your chin up with a stiff upper lip
 and ya hands ta the plow till ya ll  a visit. Ya'al hear me now?

                                     Beady the Landcaster
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 17, 2012 08:23 am »

speaking of rattlin'
bet you did some shake, rattlin' and rollin' in your day !  Grin Cool

with this here Cornshucks convention, sounds like you still are  Shocked

Hallelujiahzz, praise them spirits !   Grin

Now I wanna tell ya'all squirrel meat and  that there fluffy elfun
You pups  got the invitatiom and a half. But I just ain't goina
have ya'all cattin' around the neighbors property.
We demand a little respect from the likes of ya'all so
ya can bring your little flat asses back. so ya'all can come
back. Ya here now? If ya don't behave Ill send my friend
Hildegarff over ta fetch ya and shes been known ta make
dead meat and pancakes out of whipersnappers similar
ta you kind. ya get my drift now? You to Elf. If my friends
in these parts get ta smellin' an elf I'll haff ta put up the dukes
ta set em staight. Without me hun ya ain't a nobody.
Now I want cha to keep your chin up with a stiff upper lip
 and ya hands ta the plow till ya ll  a visit. Ya'al hear me now?

                                     Beady the Landcaster

Dear Beady

I'm from Cornyfornia so I should fit rite in. We'll be sure to look
over the fine print before we get down a huskin' at your festival.
Thanks a million.

JT
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« Reply #8 on: Sep 12, 2012 01:42 am »

I should have never invited those cowlicks to my heehaw. What happened to ya'al? What about you rattily ass squirrel? What choo got better to do? How about that mr. advice man Jitendra we could have set up a podium for him to save the wicked from the wise. What about that there Elf? We had plenty of meat to serve.  Embarrassed One of de ol hags even brought some crispy creme dougnuts. Ya' all don't know what youra missin'. We even had some that there cornsilk smoke for dungeon man. And you devilwish the least ya'll could have done is sent soma that angel stuff to flop their wings around. And you Yosha tell me we haven't seen the likes of ya in a green moon. Least ya'll coulda brought your soul corn bread. I'm outa here. This is no place for a wholy person. What kinda hotel is this? No place to clean yo underswear and no slot machines.

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P.S. Hey Dungeon man this ain't truck talkin' hear it goes back a lot further then ya'all can imagine.  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: Sep 12, 2012 10:19 am »

I should have never invited those cowlicks to my heehaw. What happened to ya'al? What about you rattily ass squirrel? What choo got better to do? How about that mr. advice man Jitendra we could have set up a podium for him to save the wicked from the wise. What about that there Elf? We had plenty of meat to serve.  Embarrassed One of de ol hags even brought some crispy creme dougnuts. Ya' all don't know what youra missin'. We even had some that there cornsilk smoke for dungeon man. And you devilwish the least ya'll could have done is sent soma that angel stuff to flop their wings around. And you Yosha tell me we haven't seen the likes of ya in a green moon. Least ya'll coulda brought your soul corn bread. I'm outa here. This is no place for a wholy person. What kinda hotel is this? No place to clean yo underswear and no slot machines.

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« Reply #10 on: Sep 12, 2012 07:19 pm »

Beady how can we ever live the lives of others? Feel the pain and joy of their lives? We can only live our own. If we have choosen to take a special trip thru this life and to pioneer a new frontier, we must also take the responsibility for where it might lead. We can not look back and envy the life of those that have choosen more 'normal' life paths. Keep your eyes on your dreams and along the way you will manifest them. By the way did you really hang out with some truckers?

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« Reply #11 on: Sep 12, 2012 07:24 pm »

Beady how can we ever live the lives of others? Feel the pain and joy of their lives? We can only live our own. If we have choosen to take a special trip thru this life and to pioneer a new frontier we must also take the responsibility for where it might lead. We can not look back and envy the life of those that have choosen more normal life paths. Keep your eyes on your dreams and along the way you will manifest them. By the way did you really hang out with some truckers?

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i ain't sayin' nuttin' honey. Next Corn huskers convention will be a humdinger!
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