Greetings Entities
As you know I am from the Planet Peachy which is many distant light years away and in a different time than your own. This planetary sphere in which you tarry reminds me of echoes from the distant past and the whatcha jagimmies you see on late night reruns you have on all those channels you recently acquired.
It might interest you that your females would enjoy our planet because we have toilet seats that have sensors and immediately come down when sensing the female gender. No more dark nights falling in the toilet! Although you might have to hold on to your panties. The swish swish can grab them along with anything else that goes down!
We also have feelies that give the distinct feeling of back rubs in the comfort of your own bed. Foot massage is given at the call of your voice. We are able to conjure holographic images that comfort you when the reality of your mate from hell sets in. Nothing is barred from the comfort of our planet accept the repetitive longings of the human mind.
F.O.B.
We got a kook on our hands!