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« on: Jul 19, 2009 12:17 pm »

We are now serving roasted tortillas in bed for brunch before 4 A.M

If anyone is having trouble with room keys and there is no one at the desk feel free to lounge on the lobby sofas. Make yourself welcome: Nobody else will.

The Hotel parking lot is now under construction: If you have trouble parking ask our friendly valet curbside service or: You can always ask your angels for a parking place.

If you are out of towels in your room be resourceful and use the bed sheets. Our maids are working day and nite for your convenience.

The laundry room is open all nite. Yes you can heat your snacks in the dryers since we do not provide micro waves in the rooms.

Since the elavators can sometimes be full: Please consider going up before going down so you are sure to get to your destination. If the elevator stops at every floor: Remember this is a spiritual hotel. Have patience and make the elevator your meditation harbor. If you are not used to meditating long periods it is perfect place to meet guests. What goes up must come down. What goes in is no sin.

For those needing more days of accomodation please do not hound the desk clerk but call our friendly number in Mumbai India for reservations.

If your Wifi connections are not getting you on the internet please call our friendly techs 800 # in South Africa. If you have to wait too long on the phone drive across the street and park at the hot dog stand. They have internet connection as well.

If you heard loud screaches and howls last nite: Just remember most of us are just happy to be here. Stop your whinning.

If you are having trouble finding directions for places in this town: Please remember this is not an information center also we don't live here but have a nice day.

Service is our motto; Your friendly staff at the Hotel.


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« Reply #1 on: Jul 20, 2009 06:23 pm »

where is the staff when you need them ? I have just a few questions........

roasted tortillas in bed ? too crunchy ! are there no blankets on the bed ?

wonder if the air conditioning works ? not tooo well, one would hope

no worries about no internet connection, I can think of other ways of communication  Wink

do you have that number in Mumbai ? is there a long distance charge ?
I have been looking for a new meditation location, that elevator idea sounds most interesting, a variety of uses,  lol ! Grin

and do they have a pool ? I hope it is not full of fish ! It is most difficult to float upstream when fish are swimming around you.




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« Reply #2 on: Jul 20, 2009 06:53 pm »

I'm with Into Blue on the pool thing ~ I could really use a dip!

And I did have questions about the neighbors ~ ummmmm, I don't know what they're doing at 2 am, but I don't think it was eating roasted tortillas (especially since they're not served until 4.)  I didn't notice any howling, but there did seem to be a lot of door-slamming.  Is that some sort of new meditation technique that I'm unaware of?
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 20, 2009 07:11 pm »

Dip in the pool ? ohh I get it, a new wave of refrigeration, lol ! I like dip with veggies Grin are you sure it won't make a mess in the pool ?

hmm, maybe the door slamming was opening/ closing the door to other worlds ?

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« Reply #4 on: Jul 20, 2009 07:46 pm »

O.K. you girls the manager was amused and will consider giving a discount on the bill for any inconveniences. There are too many concerns for me to address presently. Let me take a short cat nap and i'll get back with you.

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« Reply #5 on: Jul 20, 2009 10:18 pm »

ohhhhhh  noooooo  Shocked  a cat nap ? there is no such thing as a short cat nap.

Guess it is a good thing you are not a bear, huggable or not, they spend tooo much time in hibernation !! One could wait forever for a hug, ohhh, I mean, for them to wake up.

thankful for small favors, I will try to have patience, while waiting on that cat nap to finish,

no guarantees on the patience part,lol !
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« Reply #6 on: Jul 21, 2009 02:28 am »

Well that was probably me slammmmmming the dang doors.........  I kept calling  and callling the front desk ................and no one would answer so I marched like a banty roooster all the way down those steps ..................cause the elevator  doors would not open and all i could find when i got there was this

I guess the  night manager got a song in his head again..............and had to put it to paper.........
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 21, 2009 02:43 am »

snooze, laugh a little and then snoor ....
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 21, 2009 02:47 am »

I see, just a short cat nap........
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 21, 2009 04:52 am »

Shake it off guests there are bad days and good days but every day is a good day in the presence of spirit. i am going to light a campfire tonight on the beach adjacent to the hotel. We can watch the stars and meditate. What do you think? You can get up and do some walking meditation also and then come back and join us if the spirit moves you. If you'd like to sleep on the beach bring your sleeping bag or you can use one of ours. We'll bring you some breakfast after the Sun comes up. Enjoy the Soulsearching Hotel premises. We can all get a life and stop complaining.....me too!

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« Reply #10 on: Jul 21, 2009 07:26 am »

there are bad days and good days but every day is a good day in the presence of spirit


Thank you for this quote, something we all need to be reminded of.  Smiley

What a delightful idea, meditating on the beach, under the stars! Count me in please!
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 21, 2009 01:15 pm »

Out there in the swirling sky she's the mistriss of the nite....so take the good with the bad. The mad moon is goina make you laugh.  Grin

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« Reply #12 on: Jul 21, 2009 03:47 pm »

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 21, 2009 05:00 pm »

wow ~ a group meditation under the stars on the beach???  That makes up for any and all door-slamming that Laura might or might not have done!  I'll be there ~ barefoot and ready to breathe deeply! Kiss
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 22, 2009 08:46 am »

meditation under the stars on the beach, so does that mean that we get breakfast served on the beach too ?  Grin
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