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« on: Jul 23, 2009 01:05 pm »

I WAS A SIMPLTON
BUT ONE DAY I WENT TO ISTAMBUL
A HAZELNUT WAS FORCED IN MY MOUTH

REST IS HISTORY !
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 23, 2009 02:58 pm »

Today is declared National Miracle Nut day !  Grin In honor of this Happy, Happy occasion the stars will dance in the moonlight at the stroke of midnite ! Music will be provided by the Musical Wizard himself, enjoy !

While waiting for the clock to strike midnite and the mouse to run up the clock, join Hickory, Dickory Dock and the Almonds in the festivities and enjoy the delightful desserts, all made with the delicious tasting hazelnut! Lucky you to first sample this miracle nut in Isambul.

Hello and welcome Miracleman !  Grin  Delighted to have you join us !

peace & love,
Into Blue

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« Reply #2 on: Jul 23, 2009 04:29 pm »

I WAS A SIMPLTON
BUT ONE DAY I WENT TO ISAMBUL
A HAZELNUT WAS FORCED IN MY MOUTH

REST IS HISTORY !

We are so glad you decided to check in here at the Soul Searching convalescent Home just on the other side of Isambul and in wonderful Zanosphere. No doubt you have already experienced the hospitatality of Nurse Strangelove. She is our serviving Therapy Nurse. At one time a fellow Miracleman, that fits your description, introduced us to her with some unforgettable questions designed to expose any inconsistancies in her work ethics. Now since you found yourself in this out of the way place, i must ask: Did she administer the snake oil with that fateful forceful thrust? You have fallen down the Rabbit Hole and you may never be the same again. If you took the snake oil it might be the difference between a temporary stay and an indefinate and quite possibly timeless stay in the twilite of Zanoshere. Especially since we quite often become quite attached to our guests.....

Miracleman asks Nurse Strangelove some critical questions that would affect those faint of heart in going thru this therapy program:

NURSE STRANGE GLAD TO MEET YOU

PLEASE ANSWER MY 2 QUESTIONS..BEFORE I CONFIRM YOU

1.CAN YOU EXPLAIN ME YOUR STRANGE NAME WITH STRAIGHT FACE ?

2.DO YOU KNOW THE BENEFITS OF SNAKE OIL..?
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« Reply #3 on: Jul 23, 2009 04:55 pm »

Hello Miracleman...please forgive me but Nurse Strangelove and  the diabolical  hidden doctor have totaly set me up  for this one and i can not let it pass,,,,,,my insanity is erupting so move over a second....

the benefits of snake oil are as follows

       

I must purge this urge.......and will be back once the mess is cleaned up..........someone call for an orderly
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« Reply #4 on: Jul 23, 2009 05:06 pm »

"Laura, I regret to inform you that the orderlies are on vacation, get back here and clean up your mess !! "

Nurse Strangelove
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« Reply #5 on: Jul 23, 2009 05:32 pm »

i am afraid the orderlies will only take care of the symtoms and not the cause which is a need
for the appreciation that our Lauraa deserves. She is at the top of our list for active and exciting members and commands a certain notice from time to time. Even Into Blue would understand such a request. Just because she has had Mars conjunct Moon for the last few days is no cause to throw up her horoscope up to ominous prodictions of doom and gloom.

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« Reply #6 on: Jul 23, 2009 06:39 pm »

** One must not confuse my posts with that of Nurse Strangelove, who was only concerned with the health and safety of all concerned.  Smiley

Into Blue appreciates ALL the members , as I am sure you do also Steve.

  * POOF * not to burst any bubbles but there is no top of the list. Tongue except perhaps in numbers of posts, and to my knowledge, we are not counting.

hugs to all,
Into Blue
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« Reply #7 on: Jul 23, 2009 07:42 pm »

INto Blue))))))))))))))))))))0 no no no, it was not my snake oil.....

Steve)))))))))))))))))))huhhhhhhhh I'm puking up my moons....or was that a Mars bar...
what gloom and doom??? do i need to find a place to hide?Huh??? hey duid i post the moon pics i took when we had the last full moon?Huh??man i captured some creepy stuff.....

Into BLUE)))))))))))))))))) call the Bio hazard wais department at the Hotel......surely there is one there

not counting anything.. okay one plus one equals two..
two plus  one equals six...
six plus one equals three hundred forty  eight
is that how we count......

I think I may need to apologize to Miracleman ..i think this thread started about him ....dang i am so lost...fell in the puke, trying to look at the moon,,,,lost my mars bar....now trying to learn to count...

yep i need a vacation
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« Reply #8 on: Jul 23, 2009 07:55 pm »

INTO BLUE))))))))))))))))  I am in total agreement with you  hun..

have you got your  big golden  needle with the really sharp point handy..

bubbles need burst......
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« Reply #9 on: Jul 24, 2009 05:16 am »

DEAR LAURRA49
THIS IS MIRACLEMAN FROM HILLTOP MOON40

YOU REMEMBER 40 YEARS AGO MOON WAS CONTAMINATED BY 3 ALIENS

WE HAVE TO CLEAN THE MESS CREATED BY THE ALIEN TRIO

THE HAZARDOUS BIOCHEMICAL WASTE LEFT BY THEM HAS GENERATED LOT OF OXYGEN DEFICIT IN ALREADY OXYGEN STARVED MOON

I NEED YOUR HELP IN CLEANING THE MESS..
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« Reply #10 on: Jul 24, 2009 04:01 pm »

Well to be frank I thought it was from all the oxygen deprevation from all the ciggarettes I smoked for 45 years.. tee hee
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that explains the photos i took lol




notice the green reptilian in the top pic and the  face over the reptile in the one on the bottom
these are from the full moon two weeks ago/ not retouched only magnified

your capital letters make me feel like you are on the other side of the room screaming at me...

try a color instead of capitals........for my sensitive brain...please please
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« Reply #11 on: Jul 25, 2009 10:19 am »

AGREED
THIS POST IS THE LOST TIME I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS.
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« Reply #12 on: Jul 27, 2009 05:23 pm »

AGREED
THIS POST IS THE LOST TIME I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS.

MiRaCle MaN  i think i understand why you write in capital letters. It is because you ahve been such a posting devotee. i suppose if we used all the capitals where thry belong we would not have enough time to answer all the posts we'd like and if we used all lower case we would be like the poet e.e. comings who never capitalized anything. i certainly do not mind which way people decide to post.

On a different note. Some of those who have a more serious bent about them may find that having fun has it's limits. i would say that there is some truth to this. Although we are having fun here: i still think that it is is important to note that everone is welcome and important no matter what contributions they are able to make...We sincerely appreciate it.

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« Reply #13 on: Jul 27, 2009 06:39 pm »

OMG I am sorry miracleman...if you prefer to write in capitals ..then  please  write that way.

I am a female and sometimess we think then we write...

 But I am in no way offended just found it is unusual....

baby you write in all capitals , part capital space each letter ....tee hee ......you do what makes YOU happy  ...I can tick along  either way................

I am sorry I should have kept mouth closed....... us damned Leo's you can't take us anywhere or let us out for very long......come here  I have  a  hug for you ,,,, yes I do.....
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« Reply #14 on: Jul 28, 2009 06:48 am »

AGREED
THIS POST IS THE LOST TIME I AM WRITING IN CAPITALS.

Capital letters so that i can see & read clearly.
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