DIARY OF THE MOST LAZY CHELA OF YOGANANDA

[miracleman]

ALL THE DISCIPLES OF MY REVERED GURU ARE MORE EFFICIENT THAN ME.
I AM THE LAZIEST OF ALL
BUT THAN I HAVE NO REGRETS FOR THAT

I AM JUST LIKE TORTOISE

YOU ALL ARE HARES (RABITS)

I SOLEMNLY VOW TO REMAIN THE SLOWEST CHELA OF MY GURU .

[Jitendra Hy-do-u-no-us?]

Hi Miracleman

Your thread helped me as a helpful reminder!

i remember once the Guru saying that many of us can't find time for spiritual activities but there is no excuse for not being able to think about God. So i would say that since you spend a lot of time on spiritual forums you have plenty of time to be around those who are thinking about God. This being the case: how can we help not thinking about him/her?

Jai Guru

[Katze]

slow by slow, is the best way to go 

[Spirit fox]

miracleman, what is chela ?

Spirit fox

[Katze]

Looks like we have a missing chela, do you think we need to send out a search party ?

Into Blue is missing you miracleman
do I hear an echo.....echo.... echo in the room ? or maybe a meowwwwwww ?

[Jitendra Hy-do-u-no-us?]

Looks like we have a missing chela, do you think we need to send out a search party ?

Into Blue is missing you miracleman
do I hear an echo.....echo.... echo in the room ? or maybe a meowwwwwww ?

The great miracleman search party has arrived in a remote part of INDIA looking for one such man that goes by the name Ashok. He has weaved many threads of unimaginable dementias on another forum. He has spoke of his travels into remote villages of Facebook Hindustan with no return address.
He has told us great stories of spiritual laziness as he portrays a forlorn chela. Yet we know him best for an endless wit and the unique personality traits that he has showered on us from the remote regions of the end of the universe where he tirelessly worked at an out of the way restaurant. His recipes for insanity are missing link to our own cosmic humor. Will he ever return to remind us that we have gotten stuck in the mud in our own routines?

[Katze]

oh I do hope he returns , you have summed it all up in a hazelnut shell .... Wait a minute !  maybe that is what we need to do ? leave a trail of hazelnuts for him to follow, kind of like the Yellow brick road - but instead of cheese, a healthy spiritual snack instead .... will check with the local squirrels to see where they have hidden the winter supply and if they will share some of these miracle hazelnuts with us, for such a special request, how can they refuse, they must surrender !

[Katze]

I have just checked with the local squirrels, who spoke to the local chipmonks who had just finished their meditation, and no one has seen or heard of the missing Chela