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« on: Oct 20, 2017 04:20 pm »

Oh do u have any familiarity with
Crainialrectamorphosis?
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« Reply #1 on: Oct 20, 2017 04:46 pm »

Oh do u have any familiarity with
Crainialrectamorphosis?

I have seen that disorder in many people, but it is not contagious!
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 20, 2017 04:54 pm »

Oh that's a relief!
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 20, 2017 04:56 pm »

Anal effervescent issuing from an oral orifice is usually the first sign of it.
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 20, 2017 05:40 pm »

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Anal effervescent issuing from an oral orifice is usually the first sign of it.

Oh no. Now you tell me
My boss a has it.
Yea i saw it pouring out of my bosses mouth.
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 20, 2017 05:42 pm »

There are not enough mint on the world to fix THAT mouth!!
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 20, 2017 05:59 pm »

But i think many people caught it.
Their recta goes thru their morphis and in their cranial and oozes
out their fermentated mouth.
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« Reply #7 on: Oct 20, 2017 06:09 pm »

But i think many people caught it.
Their recta goes thru their morphis and in their cranial and oozes
out their fermentated mouth.

We must hire a seamstress to sew that mouth shut!
Or we give them trick cigars...made with dynamite!
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« Reply #8 on: Oct 20, 2017 06:21 pm »

Yea u got a a strong case for their
rigamorphosis.
Either that or it has to b redirected to their
analretafightus.
That would my best guess.
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« Reply #9 on: Oct 20, 2017 07:42 pm »

We shall put dynamite there too! Blow up both ends at once! We'll call it a blow job, lol
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« Reply #10 on: Oct 20, 2017 07:55 pm »

It may not be necessary though i have heard that such cases are so full of hot air that they spontaneously float away. There is no substance left. Its all a fabric of hot combustible air.​
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« Reply #11 on: Oct 20, 2017 07:57 pm »

We go into the hot air balloon ride business... we will get rich!
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« Reply #12 on: Oct 20, 2017 09:45 pm »

Oh no i think wum dum fuk has beat us to it.
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« Reply #13 on: Oct 20, 2017 09:50 pm »

Oh no i think wum dum fuk has beat us to it.

Yes, you are right...he does have more hot air than anybody.

If we light a match near him the methane pouring out of his mouth might ignite!
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« Reply #14 on: Oct 21, 2017 03:05 am »

You are a genius all these years we thought the greenhouse effect was just a hoax. But u have found the source of the methane that is contributing to climate change. If  only we had put two and two together before... i could have told my boss why it always ended up being eleven or more instead of four.to

What am I to do my boss wum dum fuk explained to me that it is possible to let methane come out of all your orifices and become very wealthy doing it. Do u think it is possible people seek fertilizer for their crops and thats why they recognized the beauty of a methane producer?

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